THE SACRED BUNDT PAN BOXTOP


THE SACRED BUNDT PAN BOXBOTTOM


THE SACRED BUNDT PAN W/ CHAIN


THE SACRED BUNDT PAN BOX W/ INSERT


THE SACRED BUNDT PAN BOX W/ INSERT


The Sacred Bundt Pan pendant is a gorgeous, 3/4" diameter, solid Sterling Silver pendant, shaped exactly like a miniature Bundt Pan, which comes with a luxurious 30" Sterling Silver, French Rope chain. This fabulous pendant comes packaged in a box with The Sacred Bundt Pan logo on the front, The Eleven Sacred Bundt Pan Commandments on the back, and on the inside of the boxtop is The Sacred Bundt Pan Logo. Fastening the boxtop and the Black Velvet lined boxbottom together is a: four panel accordian pleat parchment insert, which contains:

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The Crimmas Eve of 1997 finds ~~~AllisonWonderland~~~ sitting alone at his computer researching the subject of "Strategic Game Theory", when he finds a reference in hypertext to a NewsGroup with the name of alt.solipsism. And thinking he has found a UseNet group that was into "Cybernetics and Systems", he clicked on the reference and found the location totally empty. Not being one one to doubt the spirit, he posted a short note. When next he visited alt.solipsism, he found not even a single response, and he came to realize that nobody was posting to this forlorn little NewsGroup and so he began replying to his own posts. And soon a wonderous thing began to happen. All of a sudden, there started to gather a most wonderful group of netizens. One, whose name I've long forgotten, was a singer, but wasn't very good at it, who would croak a greeting to those who wandered in with a chorus of: "Had I Known You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked A Cake". To which she added, that she baked a GREAT Bundt Cake. Now to do this, she had to have a Bundt Pan and so it was that ~~~AW~~~ dubbed her "Keeper of The Sacred Bundt Pan". She has apparently contracted the terrible illness known as compassionate conservatism, and has since been stripped of her title. And so was born"The Sacred Bundt Pan". which then became the symbol of Solipsism for Eternity or Everlasting, whichever comes first. What has subsequently followed has now become history, and has given rise to this item which ou now hold in your hand. Hand crafted from fine Sterling Silver, suspended on a French Rope Chain, it serves as a reminder that in existence, there's an infinitude of possibilities, limited only by the mind.

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So, there has always been someone putting forth a philosophy that somehow existence came about by some means that has yet to be ascertained as a certainty. Those with a religious bent postulate that it is the doing of a God. While those with a scientific bent say that it came about when a "singularity" exploded in what they called the "Big Bang" and that from that event came all this is known as "The Universe". The problems with these two explanations is that they but lead to another couple of knotty questions, to wit: "From where did God come?"; and "From whence came the singularity?" Neither of these two questions have been satisfactorily answered. Now, the "Mind", being what it is, there has arisen yet another paradigm of this existence: That existence is a "Solipsistic" event! That is, existence is a psychological happening, like a dream is a psychological event. This third explanation has taken root in the minds of those who are seeking an answer to the question: "How is it we are here?" To those who are of the mind to believe that "this" is a dream, that is dreaming us, "The Sacred Bundt Pan" pendant is the ideal symbolism of this way of thinking. And for those few who like the idea of having a symbol for Solipsism, "The Sacred Bundt Pan" pendant is a most elegant way with which to emblemize the idea that this existence is all a dream, a dream that is dreaming us, and that we are the "drempt". The Sacred Bundt Pan is fast becoming legendary, and by reading on you will learn its meaning.

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By searching for rationality in what is going on in the world, one comes to see that the explanations that are offered by the "Age Old" institutions seem to more and more take on an aura of absurdity. Tenets that were once held as being sacrosanct are fast becoming mere platitudes proffered by those whose existence depends on blind obedience from a faithful and uncritical constituancy, who are less and less contented with being kept under the "Lock and Key" of pressure from their peers. This blind credulity is fast becoming unreliable, being replaced with an attitude of "Nothing is Sacred". And so in a contemporary world that is no longer kindly disposed to letting someone else tell it what to do, what better symbolism of "Nothing is Sacred" could there be than "The Sacred Bundt Pan"? Its very shape (the circle) is the symbol for "nothing". It denotes a: Zero tolerance for all the ordinary bullshit that has heretofore been expected to be taken as the unquestionable accepted norm. For those of us who can no longer bear the guilt producing concepts that reduce us to being aught but mere tools for those who would imprison the mind, the wearing of the "The Sacred Bundt Pan" pendant becomes our "Declaration of Independence". It is the notification of those, who would subjugate us into the being less than we intrinsically are, that we are no longer going to put up with their "Great Moose Poop Burgers in the Sky"! We are NOT sinful, we are NOT asleep, we are NOT stupid, and we are no longer going to buy into their guilt concepts.

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Part of the purpose of "The Sacred Bundt Pan" is to make perfectly clear that much that had previously been regarded as sacred was actually, but a feeble attempt by presumptuous misanthropes to keep humanity firmly under their collective thumbs. By wearing this symbol of disdain for all that has in the past, been regarded as unquestionable, we serve notice that from now on, our lives are going to be lived in a manner that is: On our terms; on our turf; in our own way; and which no longer includes having to kiss their collective asses! In this way, we will each be striking a blow for freedom. Freedom from the load of unbelievable stupidities forced on us, without being able to let those whose attitude is one of superiority know that they are very much on their way to becoming nothing but hollow shallow things of the past. So wear your Sacred Bundt Pan proudly. When someone tries to enforce on you something that is stupid, or absurd, or just plain wrong, pull out you Sacred Bundt Pan and fondle it tenderly, in a manner that reminds you and confirms in your heart that you are not only free, but that you are also you own person. Keep in mind that you are not a tool for their exploitation. You are not here for their use and benefit. You are here as part of the Solipsistic event known as "The Universe". You belong here. You have a right to be here. And you have an important part to play. And remember: "Long live The Sacred Bundt Pan!".

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If you would like to have your very own

"SACRED BUNDT PAN PENDANT"

E-Mail:

~~~AllisonWonderland~~~

allison1@livingston.net

I WILL PROMPTLY SEND YOU COMPLETE DETAILS