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A rugged, durably constructed, self contained, guitar amplifier/guitar speaker, in your choice of the coolest colors, complete with battery/no-assembly necessary. Take it home... Plug your axe into it... Turn the little sucker on... Crank it up! Immediately begin making the most X-streamly wicked sounding Rock'N'Roll ever, guaranteed to drive your whole family to distraction.

Here's how to get your's... Throw a hissy tantrum to bug your parents until they get you an AMP-IN-A-CAN!!!

Only $39.95

And for that price, here is what you get: The AMP-IN-A-CAN is self contained, digital amplifier, connected to a state of the art speaker, housed in a container. Powered by a nine volt battery. Digital technology makes it possible for you to just plug in your axe and flip the switch... No electrical outlet, No electrical cord, No excess weight. AMP-IN-A-CAN goes anywhere you go and will make you the guitar playing fool that you always knew you could be.

This is not for Lawrence Welk lovers or Accordian Polka Players. This is a serious piece of equipment made for use by those of you whose musical tastes run to the exotic, offensive, and socially unacceptable. This ain't no Bob Dylan piece of shit! This is the real OZZIE!

Heeere's your chance to get even with every last one of "THEM" for all the shit that they have ever made you go through. Run your sisters out of the house with the witchiest sound.

Strike back at society in the only socially acceptable way available... Through your music. Now you can have amplified sound where ever you go. To the park... Out into the country... At home in your room... In the back seat of your daddy's car!

Remember with an AMP-IN-A-CAN, you will probably immediately attract more "heat" than you'll know what to do with, but what can they do? Lock you up for disturbing the peace? After all, music hath the charms to sooth the savage sargeant in his patrol car.

Now you can turn EVERY day into a Black Sabbath and EVERYWHERE into a concert hall rave and you can do it so loud that everyone around you will have to use sign language just to communicate! AMP-IN-A-CAN can be used to mask the sounds of whatever you don't want your MOM to hear you doing. AMP-IN-A-CAN is so loud that you won't be able to hear your parents trying to boss you around. Won't that be a relief? Can you say "LOUD" ?. Instead of a "little" sound (like a semi automatic 9mm Glock), you can now do your blasting at audible pain levels approaching nuclear detonation volume without being arrested.

Comes In Three Models...

THE DISTORTER: That Famous "GREAT BIG" distorted sound, the darling of the "IN"-est soundsmiths, that growl that blasts its way into your brain and keeps everyone around you gritting their teeth, just to keep from being driven bonkers. This particular AMP-IN-A-CAN is the favorite of some of the most respected and feared riffers in the industry. The reason??? This one makes the growl that lets the other cats know that YOU are the King of the Jungle!.

THE DISRUPTER: Guaranteed to make a disruptive scene where ever you go. This AMP-IN-A-CAN is no wimpy "Little Fart" can... This is the real thing... Amazingly Big Sound!!!... Big attention getter... Big pain in the ass to those who haven't a clue. Teach 'em a lesson about how size doesn't matter. Amazingly small, but gets BIG results. Turns your bedroom into an Altamont!

THE DISTURBER: This bad boy has that additonal control that produces feed-back, whine, and grumble with just the right amount of sweetness that sends even the chords you miss right to the Top 40 hit-list! This one gives good diss! Don't be left reaching, drown out the competition. This is the AMP-IN-A-CAN that is recommended for those who want to have their parents glad to get them out of the house and as far away as possible so that there will finally be a little peace and quiet.

Is intended for recreational use only... [Any injuries to people around you is just tough shit!]

AMP-N-A-CAN gives a whole new meaning to the term "CANNED MUSIC"!

Take it to work with you and you may never have to work again... at least not there!

Take it to anywhere you have an appointment and get right in with no waiting.

Also a good place to keep your stash, shrooms or whatever makes you happy!

Be the first one in soundrange to have one of the FABULOUS AMP-IN-A-CAN portable, self contained loudspeakers.